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Arey Bas Bas Nazar Lag Jaygi.

Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-Law
If Rajni himself would have
Sung it then it would have been declared
as National Anthem!!..;-):-D

Rajnikant on kbc",-
Amitabhji-
Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae...
On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.

Aaj subah bohut fogg(dhummas) tha,
Because rajnikant hukka pee raha tha.

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di. 
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!

Rajnikant & A Girl were
Playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA)
But cud not win, Why?
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants.

Can you guess
Why is there lighting all over the world?
.
.
Because
.
.
RAJNIKANTH is practicing cricket !!!
That's all folks!!!

DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
&
.
Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)

Why did British leave India in 1947 only?
Because they came to know that
Unka baap RAJNIKANTH was
Going to born in 1948. :p

People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
IPhone,
IPad, Etc..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator!

Cant beat this one-
Rajnikanth's dog's house
Has a signboard on it, saying..
.

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Maalik Se Sawdhan. :p

Dis msg is being Sent by Rajnikant
In the Interest of Humanity-

"Guys Plz Stop making Jokes on Me,
Otherwise I will Delete
The forward option!!";)>=)

RAJNI VS. BAPU

RAJNI:Mai ek jump maru to
Chand par aur dusre jump me suraj par
Pahuch sakta hu tum kya kar sakte ho.

BAPU:"AAPDE EVA VANDRA VEDA NATHI KARTA"

Teacher-
Agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?.
.
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.
.
Santa- Chup chaap khujaakar so jana
Chahie qki aap RAJNIKANT to ho nahi
Jo machhar se sorry bulwa
loge..=)) =D

rajnikanth's truth's :
Once a media guy asked Rajini:
"Don't you get angry after
Seeing these ridiculous jokes on you?"
Rajini replied:
"Do you think they are jokes?"

Vo kaun aadmi hai
Ko ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai????
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TRAFFIC POLICE yaar...
Tum bhi na ...
Har bar rajnikant nahi ata..

JAMES BOND comits sucide after
Watching Rajni's Film.
.
.
WHY.?
. .
Rajni had empty gun,
Villain fired at him;
.
.
He Catches the BULLET puts
It in his gun & kills the villain.:

1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant
Ki beti ko aankh mar di
Rajnikant ne uski gardn,
Hth ur per marod diye
Aaj us ladke ko duniya
'Baba Ramdev,
Ke naam se janti hai.

Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to
Get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
AMBUJA CEMENT.

At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do?
.
.
.
.
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again..
We R Not Rajanikanth To Make The
Mosquito Say Sorry!

Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..

1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..

1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..

Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..

Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..

Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!;-)

Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.

Ek Baar Discovery Wale,Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,..& They Got Shocked......Because Rajnikant Waha AlreadyPapad Shek Raha Tha...:p

OBAMAS SPEECH IN USA AFTER INDIA TOUR-

"Maa Kasam Sach Bol Rha Hu,
Rajnikant BOMB Se Agarbatti Jalata Hai."

Toba Toba

Ek Bar Rajnikant Ne Ek Cooking
Champion Me Hisa Liya
.
Unhe To Jitna Hi Tha
.
Sochye Rajnikant Ne Finale Me,
Kon Si Diss Banai Hogi :-
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Sochie
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Lal Mirchi Ki Mithi Khir....!

Once Rajnikanth Went For
Morning Walk....
Suddenly, After 2 Hours..
.
.
Police Arrested Him..
Why....??
.
.
.
Bcoz..
.
He Reached America Without Visa..
Passport.

In Childhood Rajnikanth Lost His Rough Copy
.
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.
.
People Now Call It
'Oxford Dictionary'

Recently There Was A Fight Between,
Rajnikant And A Tiger,
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Surprise,
.
.
.
Surprise,
.
.
.
Rajnikanth Ran Away From There, Why??
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.
To Save The Tiger, 

Only 1400 Are Left

Otherwise U Know Rajnikant

Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.

Wo Choti Choti Baton Pe Ruth Jana,
Wo Ruthe Huye Ko Or Bhi Satana ,
Wo Kabhi Bhi Padh Kar Na Jana,
Jo Teacher Puche To Topiyan Pehnana,
Wo Class Mai Beth Kay Gappey Lagana,
Wo Ek Dosre Ko Qisse Sunana,
Na Hi Wo Din Rahenge Or Na Phir Laut
Kar Ayenge,
Na Tafreeh,
Na Wo Dost,
Na Wo Batain :-(
Agar Kuch Reh Jayega To Bus Yaadain :-
( !!
Dedicated To All My Old & New Frnds..
Miss you Kambakhto ;-) !!'

"3 dosto ki Kahani"

1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.

Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin

Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:

Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.